Move over Google

There's a much smarter way to search in the works. Actually it's already here and it's called WolframAlpha. Type something in and instead of giving you a long list of related websites a la Google, it gives you actual answers. Using contextual algorithms instead of general keyword and link-based algorithms, it doesn't just point you in the right direction, it can tell you what you want to know.

I'm not sure Wolfram will ever become a verb, but I do believe this more fascinating and relevant type of search will start eating some of Google's lunch.

How do you top "dick in a box"?

Just like this...

Fire vs. Fire Extinguisher

Sometimes a small fire can be less damaging than a fire extinguisher. Sure, this may a wonderful analogy, but you should also take it very, very, literally. That's because some fire extinguishers, like the one I just used to douse a fiery toaster oven, for example, can leave clouds of powder, which settle into mounds of powder, that are really hard to clean up. Spray one in your kitchen for 10 seconds, and you'll spend the rest of the day cleaning up your kitchen from top to bottom, washing every dish, every appliance, and scrubbing the floors and counters, more than once. Trust me, don't do it unless it's absolutely necessary.